12/07/2025
Chia Seed Crackers
Our last Magnificent Mints class (Monday) is going to be lots of fun.
Link: https://wisdomfeed.thrivecart.com/magnificent-mints/
We will go hands-on with remedies.
Make tasty treats.
Brew up medicinal condiments.
Recipes galore.
I have been creating a functional-food seed cracker.
Having fun looking at everyone else's seed cracker recipes.
They are so easy to make.
Everyone's doing it.
Many seed cracker recipes insist on raw seeds.
Problem.
All raw seeds contain anti-nutritional substances:
Like phytic acid/phytate, lectins, oxalates, goitrogens, and tannins.
Raw seeds are designed to counter your ability to use important nutrients.
Like iron (lack makes you tired)
Calcium (lack makes you anxious)
Zinc (lack impairs immune function)
Toast those seeds.
(I leave the chia untoasted so it will gel up.)
Here's my recipe.
Heat a cast iron pan, or stainless steel skillet.
Toss in a handful of seaweed.
I like nereocystis kelp, but any light seaweed will work.
Dulce is nice.
So is nori.
Toast until golden, stirring often.
Doesn't take long.
Let seaweed cool.
Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Oil it well.
Turn on the oven to 325 degrees F.
Add a teaspoon of salt to the seaweed into the pan.
Use the back of a spoon to smash it into little pieces.
Turn fire on under pan again.
Add
ยผ cup sunflower seeds
ยผ cup pumpkin seeds
ยผ cup sesame seeds
ยผ cup ground flax seeds/flax meal
Toast, stirring constantly, until
A nutty aroma arises or
Until sesame seeds pop.
Not too long.
Pour 2 tablespoons olive oil
and 1 cup cold water into a bowl.
Add ยฝ cup chia seeds.
Mix well.
Add hot seeds.
Mix well.
Optional:
Add 2 tablespoons mushroom powder.
Lion's mane, relishi, or sh*taki taste good.
Chaga is bitter.
Optional:
Add 2 tablespoons coconut or cassava flour
Let sit for 5-10 minutesโbut not longer.
Too long = stiff batter
Put mixture onto prepared baking sheet.
Place another piece of oiled parchment paper on top.
Using a spatula, a small bottle, and your hands,
Spread into a single, even layer.
Take your time.
Evenness is difficult to achieve.
Bake in a preheated oven for 50-55 minutes or until the edges turn light brown.
Remove from the oven and let cool.
Do not eat all the crackers at once.
They are so delicious, you'll be tempted.
Flax is laxative.
You'll regret it.
Enjoy.
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