04/01/2026
🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Due to overwhelming demand, we’re proud to introduce…
🧘♂️ DIY MASSAGE EXPERIENCE 🧘♂️
Why wait for a therapist when you can do it yourself?
✔️ Foam rollers provided
✔️ Tennis balls included
✔️ Verbal encouragement at no extra charge (“Yep, right there… little to the left!”)
Upgrade to our Premium Package and we’ll watch you struggle in silence 😌
Spots are extremely limited (because… we only have one corner 😂)
✨ Happy April Fools’ Day from Camel City Massage Therapy! ✨
(Don’t worry — we’re still doing the real work today!)