Buddha's Belly Massage

10/13/2025

Eclipse and full moon season been hard on you? No worries! We have openings just for YOU! Check out the link in our bio for our most up-to-date schedule.

09/12/2025

Over the next few weeks you may see some aesthetic changes going on. I've been a private practitioner for 11 years and I'm ashamed to say, I've allowed myself and my "brand" to grow a little stagnant. Partly out of overwhelm and partly out of fear. Fear that letting my own personality and humor would turn people off. At my big age, I've decided that I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it's basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. 😂 So, with some help from my dear friend , I'm revamping a few things to reflect my love of antique anatomy among other things. Fear not, you'll still receive the same amazing massages you've grown accustomed to! That will never change!

09/07/2025

If you're like me, you struggle with your posture too. Sometimes, "well, just sit up straight" isn't as easy as it sounds.

09/03/2025

08/27/2025

Spots are limited so check our website for availability!

08/11/2025

I talk to myself more often than I care to admit 😂

08/10/2025

Anybody happen to have a spare steamroller laying around? Let a girl know! 😂😂

08/02/2025

Do you ever wonder what all those gadgets do EXACTLY? Well, wonder no more intrepid travelers! I have an entire website where you can find the answer to those exact questions as well check out my yapping in written form.
Stroll on over to: https://buddhas-belly-massage.abmp.com/home

08/01/2025

It really do be like this! No one wants you how many hats you have to wear 😂😂

07/31/2025

A new month is upon us. Are you still dealing with the same aches and pains? Or maybe new ones you picked up trying para sailing for the 1st time 🤷🏻‍♀️ Whatever the case may be, we've got room for you!

07/14/2025

I apologize (not really 😂) but for the foreseeable future this album will be playing nonstop in my office. Finally it's acceptable to play my favorite band during work hours 😂😂 Thanks Oli!!

05/13/2025