12/10/2025
**🎉 New Vocabulary I Never Thought I’d Use… Until Perimenopause 😅**
No one warned me that perimenopause came with its *own* vocabulary test.
Here are the words I now use on a daily basis… and honestly?
I’d like to return them:
🔥 **Hot Flash** – A polite term for “internal house fire...but without the firefighters coming to your rescue.
😴 **Night Sweats** – When your pajamas become a Slip ’N Slide...and not in the fun 1970’s memory that we all have.
🥴 **Brain Fog** – That magical state where you forget what you forgot but it doesn’t matter anyways because the person you were talking to got tired of waiting around for you to remember your thought.
😡 **Irritability** – The emotional response to someone chewing. Or breathing...or breathing while chewing.
📉 **Low Libido** – When intimacy sounds lovely… sometime next month...or never.
💤 **Fatigue** – Feeling tired from being tired, even though you never really feel like you ever had the energy to accomplish anything beyond your Netflix watchlist anyways.
📈 **Hormonal Fluctuations** – Code for “anything can happen today,” and trust me...today is just not the day.
🏋️♀️ **Weight Redistribution** – Apparently my stomach wanted a roommate...or to live with a small family of marsupials.
📆 **Irregular Cycles** – Playing the world’s least fun guessing game...who will I sync with this month? My daughter? My neighbor? That woman in yoga class who always places her mat in front of me?
Honestly, I didn’t *choose* this vocabulary — it chose me.
If you’ve added any new words to your own perimenopause dictionary, drop them below 👇😂🔥