04/24/2026
Marriage communication level: Home Depot ➡️ HomeGoods 🛒😂
Did I mishear him… or was that a strategic detour?
Either way, we’re here now and somehow I blacked out and bought 3 candles, a blanket, and things we absolutely “needed.”
Blame the hormones. 🫠
(I was trying to find something that sounded like Lululemon 😉🤪)
Where would you rather shop ?