11/15/2025
POV: I’m trying to leave the house…
and my dog puts a stomach-ache curse on me like he’s the CEO of Black Magic and Separation Anxiety 🐶✨🤦♀️
I swear this dog has witchcraft-level powers:
💫 Step toward the door? Gurgle.
💫 Grab my keys? Cramp.
💫 Touch my shoes? Full digestive betrayal.
Meanwhile he’s sitting there like,
“You could stay home… OR ELSE.”
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