Astro Bully

08/05/2025

I just know leos hate to see a make up wipe coming.

08/03/2025

When they said Leo's have hair like a lions mane they really meant MANGE. Bald headed 304's.

08/03/2025

No wonder Virgos are so miserable... Imagine being in-between LEO AND LIBRA SEASON... They literally get forgotten about every year and it's not because they're easy to forget and boring (which is also true) but because Leo and Libra steal all the attention. .

08/03/2025

Leo season is the worst season of the entire year. As if they weren't already annoyingly egotistical and obnoxious about it. Now we gotta hear their s*t for an ENTIRE MONTH. Please go wash your SSA and S**U.

05/22/2025

How to lose a guy in 10 days..

Step one be a Gemini

05/18/2025

04/11/2025

Ever notice how the scorpios symbol resembles the devils tail ?? Yeah, that's because they're evil af !!! I always carry holy water with me when I know I'm going to be around a scorpihoe, although I try my hardest to not be around them.

04/11/2025

Mars is in cancer and idk if I wanna fck someone or fck someone up.

04/07/2025

You gotta be Dumb as h3LL to believe something a water sign tells you. It's giving debilitated common sense... tf.