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21/05/2023

It's the end of the school year, and you know what that means... It's graduation time! Walking across that stage can be REALLY tiring, so head down to Dr Crobar Lung Extensions and we guarantee you won't be huffing and puffing in front of the whole class of '23! You don't want to be out of breath while getting that diploma! To celebrate the graduating class, we're offering a free .000001 centimeter added onto your lung extension! You won't find this deal anywhere else!

20/03/2023

🚨NEW LOCATION ALERT🚨
We have a new location in the alley behind the Papa John's in Melbourne, Australia! Domino's is starting to get a little suspicious, and it's important to us that the compa- I mean the customers aren't found out! As we know, there is a HUGE prejudice against lung extensions, and it's all for no good reason! Because of this, we might have to shut down our Domino's locations. But don't fret! We are trying to work out a little... deal with the Domino's franchise! At the end of the day, we are just looking to better people's lives and, despite what the FBI says, we are NOT looking to scam and profit off of you fine people! To show just how little we care about money, we're offering a FREE half centimeter added on the next time you get a lung extension. THANK YOU ALL for supporting our business!

17/03/2023

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! We've all been there before, your friends want to go on a bar crawl to celebrate, but your darn lungs just can't keep up. No worries! We've got you! With extended lungs, you can continue that bar crawl and binge drinking without getting out of breath! Heck, you can even bring your friends and make Dr Crobar a stop on your crawl. Today only, we're offering a free shot of (the dollar store version of) Guinness with your procedure! You can even consume it while under the local anesthesia! This is truly an experience you can't find anywhere else, so come on by anytime between 12 AM and 3 AM! We look forward to seeing all you drunks!

12/03/2023

Hello everyone! We have amazing news! We've beaten the FBI! Even though they "dropped the case" a while ago, those dirtbags never let up! But don't worry, your favorite lung extenders are back again! We'd like to thank all of our supporters and patients for their continued support during this difficult time. As a celebration of our return, we're offering a Welcome Back discount! If you book an appointment in the next 24 hours, we'll offer a special hundredth of a penny off on your procedure! So, stop by, get some savings, and celebrate our triumph!

25/11/2021

Happy Thanksgiving from the Dr. Crobar family! Why don't you make a new Thanksgiving tradition by coming down and getting a lung extension with the family?

13/11/2021

Wow! It's been a while. After months and months of trials, we can now say that Dr. Crobar is no longer being investigated by the FBI! This is great news! We know you have not been able to get your lungs extended in quite a while, so drop on by and get a special discount! Buy one get none free! It even rhymes!

05/12/2020

We are excited to announce that we have a new spokesmen for Dr Crobar Lung Extensions! Meet Captain Crobar! (This is totally not Jack Black) You might even get to see him make a special appearance tomorrow at our New Zealand clinic, so come on by and we might get you a discount on a lung extension!

*Dr Crobar is being investigated for practicing medicine without a license. This allegation is false and we will fight the FBI's case. If you would like to help, please contact us through direct message. We legally have to put this message.

25/11/2020

Our New Zealand clinic will open next Monday at 12:00 AM! We would also like to congratulate our new manager, Caden Anyuerism! Don't worry, Dr. Crobar will still be in charge of the Australian clinic! We hope that you all have an amazing Thanksgiving and we'll see you at the grand opening of the new clinic!

*Dr Crobar is being investigated for practicing medicine without a license. This allegation is false and we will fight the FBI's case. If you would like to help, please contact us through direct message. We legally have to put this message.

24/11/2020

We have a new location! Since the original Dr Crobar Lung Extensions location in Sydney, Australia has been burned by the poli- I mean has been in an area of high crime we are moving to the alley behind the Domino's in Auckland, New Zealand! The Sydney location will still be running, but we recommend you bring a weapon to protect yourself. We hope this new location will still be easily accessible to our loyal customers. Thank you for your support!

*Dr Crobar is being investigated for practicing medicine without a license. This allegation is false and we will fight the FBI's case. If you would like to help, please contact us through direct message. We legally have to put this message.

18/11/2020

Merry Christm- oh wait... It's Thanksgiving! The most overshadowed holiday ever! You might need some extended lungs to help you gobble down all that ham. Wait sorry wrong holiday again. I mean turkey! Happy Christmas! Dang it I did it again...

*Dr Crobar is being investigated for practicing medicine without a license. This allegation is false and we will fight the FBI's case. If you would like to help, please contact us through direct message. We legally have to put this message.

08/11/2020

Surprise! We are posting when it's not a holiday! Return the favor and get a lung extension today! Ricky's mother said she would too!

*Dr Crobar is being investigated for practicing medicine without a license. This allegation is false and we will fight the FBI's case. If you would like to help, please contact us through direct message.

24/10/2020

BOO! Happy Halloween from the Dr Crobar Lung Extensions family! Only 7 more days until Halloween! You might need some extended lungs to help you through those haunted houses, so come on down for a lung extension. The first centimeter is free from now through October 31st, so get it while you can!

19/10/2020

It's time to vote! No matter who you are voting for; those lines are going to be long. A lung extension will get you through that line without feeling out of breath, so come on down and get free extra centimeter added to your lungs! Now a friendly reminder from iCarly to go vote and get a lung extension!

06/08/2020

It's the start of the school year! PE might wear you down and Dr Crobar Lung Extensions can help! We are having a buy 1 lung extension get 1 half off for the new school year! (This offer expires in 1 second once posted).

20/05/2020

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's what you can do with extended lungs.

14/05/2020

Today's a great day to get your lungs extended! - The Koogler

16/04/2020

'Rona got you down? Try extended lungs! With extended lungs, you get better lifestyle, it gives you something to do, and it's just cool! We are having a buy 1 inch pay for 2 inches deal going on for the next forever! This dog will stop having rabies if you get extended lungs right now! (Business hours 12:00 AM - 3:00 AM, 12:00 AM - 5:00 AM on Friday, and of course we are closed on Sunday)

13/04/2020

Happy Easter! Do you ever want to take less of those pesky breaths so you can take more time to hunt those Easter eggs in your backyard? If this is you, then you need extended lungs from Dr Crobar Lung Extensions! This is what people who have to take the extra time to breathe feel like V

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Monday	09:00 - 17:00
Tuesday	00:00 - 03:00
Wednesday	00:00 - 03:00
Thursday	09:00 - 03:00
Friday	09:00 - 03:00
Saturday	09:00 - 05:00

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