Keely Orta

Keely Orta 🌻 Holistic RN, Carnivore, Homeschool Mom, Comedian Raymond Orta's Wife 🌻 🌻 Vegan Turned Carnivore, RN, Autism Mom 🌻

One day I'll learn how to take good pictures but it won't be today 😆 but lemme tell you the dino ribs from The Texican B...
11/21/2025

One day I'll learn how to take good pictures but it won't be today 😆 but lemme tell you the dino ribs from The Texican BBQ Company in Olmito, Tx are NEXT LEVEL ❤️

11/21/2025

Come with me to visit the Texican BBQ Company in Olmito, Tx ❤️ This place is one of our favorite places to eat BBQ it's so so good! My personal favorite thing to eat there is the dino ribs with no sauce and I get double brisket beans with no beans to keep it carnivore 😋 my kids like the dino ribs, the hibiscus tea and the banana pudding ❤️ also if you get the chance, on Saturdays go get their rib-eyes they're so amazing!!! #956

I'm so proud of my son Epic!! He made his triumphant return to the comedy stage tonight!!
11/21/2025

I'm so proud of my son Epic!! He made his triumphant return to the comedy stage tonight!!

11/20/2025

For an emotional support animal he needs a lot of attention 😆 🤣

Epic likes assembling things... it's like building with Legos in real life for him
11/20/2025

Epic likes assembling things... it's like building with Legos in real life for him

This makes my brain itch!
11/20/2025

This makes my brain itch!

11/20/2025

This makes my brain itch! And before you come at me, yes I have been officially diagnosed with OCD and this is some of the stuff that gets me riled up gatcho

If anyone has little girls nagging them for the season 2 version of the Surprise 5 My Mini babies GET THEM they're so mu...
11/19/2025

If anyone has little girls nagging them for the season 2 version of the Surprise 5 My Mini babies GET THEM they're so much better ❤️

Has anyone read this book? I've always liked historical fiction books but lately I've really enjoyed reading biblical fi...
11/19/2025

Has anyone read this book? I've always liked historical fiction books but lately I've really enjoyed reading biblical fiction novels... what's your favorite?

Homeschool gymnastics class then we're off to the library ❤️ suuuuper excited to be looking into the University of Arizo...
11/18/2025

Homeschool gymnastics class then we're off to the library ❤️ suuuuper excited to be looking into the University of Arizona for Epic to begin college classes! That's the beautiful part of homeschooling is that if there's a subject that your child excels in you can move forward as much as you want and if you need to stay behind and focus on other subjects that is totally fine too

Prayers please for my pretty pretty princess today as she interviews for the final time for her dream job
11/18/2025

Prayers please for my pretty pretty princess today as she interviews for the final time for her dream job

I've never felt more seen as a mom in a movie than with The Wild Robot
11/18/2025

I've never felt more seen as a mom in a movie than with The Wild Robot

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https://www.raymondisfunny.com/

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Mama by Day, ShamaMama by Night.

I am a Registered Nurse, Holistic Healer and Artist. I am blessed to be the Mama to four beautiful children. I have two children with Autism and ADHD which has presented numerous health challenges along the way. This is what led me to begin researching and creating Natural Remedies. Blessings, Love and Light to you all. May we all be open to the Healing Gifts of our Lord Jesus Christ and His Holy Spirit and know that God truly loves you!