
08/30/2025
If you’re new here, welcome 🤗
I’m Liz Roman, aka the p**p queen 💩👸🏻
I didn’t get into this work because it sounded fun—I lived it. I was overweight, dismissed by doctors, told “everything looks normal” when it was anything but. I was handed birth control, meds, and “just eat less, move more” as answers.
None of it worked.
That’s why I do what I do.
I don’t just own a functional medicine practice—I own one of the best. (I know that because we see the people who’ve been dismissed, failed, and let down everywhere else… and we get them results 😉).
I’m not here to play the algorithm game or post fluffy hacks.
I show up because I want you to know there’s real hope—but also truth: healing isn’t easy, and it’s not quick.
My clients get results because they show up and do the hard work. If you’re looking for a magic pill or an overnight fix, this isn’t for you. Please save your time and mine.
Healing takes time, effort, and energy. It means changing habits, shifting thought patterns, unlearning and relearning so you can finally step into your best self.
If you’re ready to stop being dismissed, get to the root cause, and actually heal—comment GUTFIX 😘