Slimming Secrets

21/04/2020

03/07/2011

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

29/06/2011

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

22/06/2011

"SECONDS BEFORE DEATH" (CHILLING)

WARNING! GRAPHIC BOATING INCIDENT.

THIS IS A PICTURE OF A MAN WITH JUST SECONDS
LEFT TO LIVE

(FRIGHTENING!)

18/06/2011

100 laughs a day is equal to 10 minutes of exercise!

17/06/2011

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams

12/06/2011

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.

07/06/2011

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

06/06/2011

If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.

05/06/2011

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Provide passive muscle exercise.
Promote weight loss by burning calories and increasing metabolism of body fat.
Strengthen the immune system by accelerating the production of antibodies.
Relieve pain and restore muscle vigour.
Relaxation of muscle spasm.
Prevention and/or retardation of disuse atrophy.
Increase local blood and lymph circulation.
Muscle re-education.
Maintaining and/or increasing range of motion.
Restore muscle tone, reduce cellulite, relieve muscle fatigue, increase energy, tighten skin, reduce body measurements and firm the muscular system.

05/06/2011

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

05/06/2011

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!