Mpata Health and Wellness Clinic

18/11/2025

Good day, I need a locum(ohnp) starting from tomorrow 19th of November at Kerry Ingredients, Hammardale. 08h00 to 14h00 daily,please Whatsapp 0789402044

25/09/2025

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17/08/2025

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19/06/2025

🩺📚 Case Study Chronicles: "Nurse Bongani & The Dream!"

Once upon a time in Benoni, Nurse Bongani woke up and said:
“It’s time I open my OWN practice!”

But Hayi, reality hit him like a Monday morning shift 😩👇

No clue about business compliance 🙃

Didn’t know how to price his services 😬

Had a printer... but didn’t know what to print 😅

🔥 Fast forward 3 months, Nurse Bongani joined our mentorship programme and BOOM!:
✅ Registered practice
✅ Health Care contracts
✅ Paperwork? Sorted like chakalaka on a Sunday plate
✅ Now he’s the one sipping tea! ☕

Moral of the story: You’re not “just a nurse.” You’re a future practice owner with scrubs AND strategy. 💪💼

📲 DM us “OWN PRACTICE” to get the Mpata blueprint!

17/06/2025

🦺 GUESS THE PPE!
“Joe walked into the construction site like it’s a groove. But something’s off... Can you spot it?”

👷‍♂️ Joe's wearing:

Shades from Small Street 😎
A reflector vest that’s more fashion than function
Crocs… yes, CROCS on-site! 🩴
No gloves, but he moisturised 🧴
And the hard hat? nothing but a lunchbox 🧢

👇 Drop your answer:
What PPE is missing or just plain wrong here?
a) Everything but the vibes
b) Only his attitude is protected
c) PPE? He thought it was a DJ name
d) All of the above 😂

🔍 Why this matters:
Proper PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) is not just about looking the part, it’s your FIRST line of defence. You wouldn’t go to KZN without sunscreen, right? 🥵 So don’t go to work without your gear!

✅ Hard hat
✅ Safety boots
✅ Gloves
✅ Eye & ear protection
✅ Proper vest, not your cousin’s reflector from Comrades Marathon!

06/06/2025

You don't want to miss it!

06/06/2025

👂🏽 “I can hear just fine…” Until you can’t. 😬

We take care of our eyes, our teeth, even our skin... but somehow, our ears get left behind.
Until one day you’re shouting “What?!” at the TV that’s already on full blast, or nodding through conversations you didn’t actually hear. 😅

Your hearing is an asset.
It connects you to your work, your family, and your safety, especially in noisy environments like construction, factories, transport, and events.

👷🏽‍♀️ You wouldn’t drive with blurry vision...
So why work, live, or drive with unmonitored hearing loss?

The good news?
Mpata Health offers professional hearing screenings, no fuss, no judgment, just care. ❤️

📍 Whether you’re an employer wanting to screen your team, or you just want to check in on your own hearing, you’re welcome at Mpata Health.

Come hear the difference.
Your ears (and your future self) will thank you.

06/06/2025

Locum needed this morning in Joburg,OHNP/PHC/RN 7am to 13:30

078 940 2044 Whatsapp/Call

05/06/2025

When a Nurse Tries to Tackle Compliance Alone... Yoh! 😂

So there’s this brilliant nurse from Mamelodi, let’s call her Sister Lerato. She’s passionate, professional, and ready to open her own clinic.
Everything’s going well… until she meets her first real medical emergency: business compliance!

Next thing, she’s Googling:
"What is a B-BBEE affidavit?"
"How to register a practice with the DOH without crying?"
"Is CIPC the name of a clinic or a new virus?" 😭

She spent hours on SARS eFiling, almost called her ex just to ask if he knows how to do tax clearance...
Then she tried to bribe the printer at PostNet to “just fill in the forms for her.” 😩
And don’t even ask what happened when she tried to submit the wrong COIDA documents, she nearly diagnosed herself with high blood pressure.

THEN she heard about Mpata Health. 😌

They swooped in like angels in scrubs:
✅ Sorted her clinic compliance
✅ Registered everything properly with all the right councils
✅ Helped her dodge those nasty admin fines
✅ Saved her a lot of money (and sanity) along the way

And the best part? She went back to doing what she loves, caring for patients. Not fighting PDFs and government portals.

If you’re a nurse in SA trying to handle clinic compliance on your own... don’t do that to yourself, sisi.
Just call Mpata Health. Save your time, save your coins, and keep your blood pressure low. 😅

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22/05/2025

Celebrating my 7th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

22/05/2025

Closed for tomorrow's Masterclass...the next one will be October,we only host 2 for the year,if you missed this one,book for October as in yesterday.