Modern Medicine Cartel

21/07/2025

THE COLD IS CLOSING IN… 🌿👽
Blob's gone frosty, Astro's on thin ice... and Frosted Slurry is hitting real hard! 🥶💨
Get ready for the next chilled chapter from Modern Medicine Cartel – where top-shelf strains meet out-of-this-world vibes. 🌌🔥
🧪 Frosted Slurry has landed… and it’s colder than you think.
Stay tuned. The saga continues. 👾
📍 Visit us at any of our icy-cool branches:
📍 Umhlanga – Unit 014, 15 Zenith Drive
📍 Durban North – 49 uMhlanga Rocks Dr
📍 Ballito – Unit 14, Gregory Park
📍 Chatsworth – 45 Chatsworth Main Rd
📞 081 353 6086
🌐 www.modern-medicine.co.za

14/07/2025

🚀 After a long day in the grind... Astro takes flight.
The chill is real. The frost is slurry-ous. ❄️💨
As the stars shimmer and his jetpack blazes, one question echoes across the cosmos:
“Did you meet Frosted Slurry?”
🧊 A strain so cool it’ll freeze time...
🌬️ A buzz so smooth it leaves even Buddy Blob shivering.
🌿 And the narrator? Oh, you already know — Canna’s always watching.
📍Catch the next chapter in Astro’s high-flying saga, exclusively at Modern Medicine Cartel — where your next favorite strain has personality.
👇 Comment below:
Have YOU met Frosted Slurry yet? 😶‍🌫️
Who’s your favorite strain character so far?
📍 Umhlanga | Durban North | Ballito | Chatsworth
🌐 modern-medicine.co.za
📞 081 353 6086

07/07/2025

🚀 Snack Attack in Space! 🌌
Meet Astro — your local 9-to-5 warrior by day, and Chief Chill Officer by night. With his trusty snack-loving alien sidekick Buddy Blob, they’re flying high and vibing hard with nothing but premium munchies and maximum chill 🛸🍕
So we gotta ask…
🌟 What’s your go-to snack when you’re flying through the galaxy (or just chilling on Earth)?
🛒 Swing by one of our MMC stores and grab your essentials — because munchies wait for no one.
💚 Minimum wage. Maximum chill. Always.
📍 Umhlanga | Durban North | Ballito | Chatsworth
📞 081 353 6086
🌍 www.modern-medicine.co.za

23/06/2025

⏰ Tick tock—it’s time to rock! 🌿🚀
Don’t let the clock run out on your favorite stock—swing by Modern Medicine Cartel and grab the premium flower you crave. Whether you’re gearing up for game night or winding down after work, we’ve got your vibe on lock. 🔒💨
📍 Find us in:
• Umhlanga Ridge – Unit 014, 15 Zenith Drive
• Durban North – 49 uMhlanga Rocks Dr
• Ballito – Unit 14, Gregory Park, 14 Garlicke Dr
• Chatsworth – 45 Chatsworth Main Rd
📞 Call/WhatsApp: 081 353 6086
🌐 Visit: modern-medicine.co.za

13/06/2025

👨‍🚀🔧 Happy Father’s Day to the Original Trailblazers! 🔥🌕
From backyard DIY heroes to interstellar explorers—Dad, you’ve always led the way. Today, we salute the ones who pave our path and light up our lives.
This Father’s Day, treat him to premium buds and out-of-this-world vibes at Modern Medicine Cartel.
📍 Find your nearest Cartel:
• Umhlanga Ridge – Unit 014, 15 Zenith Drive
• Durban North – 49 uMhlanga Rocks Dr
• Ballito – Unit 14, Gregory Park, 14 Garlicke Dr
• Chatsworth – 45 Chatsworth Main Rd
📞 Call/WhatsApp: 081 353 6086
🌐 modern-medicine.co.za

31/05/2025

🛸 Leaf it to us to bring the best buds in town! 🌿
Your one-stop cosmic shop for top-tier quality, good vibes, and out-of-this-world service! Whether you're chillin’ in Durban North or floating through Umhlanga, we’ve got your back (and your bud).

🚀 Visit Us At:
📍 Umhlanga: Unit 014, 15 Zenith Drive
📍 Durban North: 49 uMhlanga Rocks Dr
📍 Ballito: Unit 14, Gregory Park, 14 Garlicke Dr
📍 Chatsworth: 45 Chatsworth Main Rd, Umhlatuzana

📞 081 353 6086
🌐 www.modern-medicine.co.za

✨ Quality. Vibes. Delivered.

24/05/2025

16/05/2025

🚀 ROLL WITH THE BEST 🌿
Why settle for average when the grass is definitely greener here? 👽
Come chill with us — premium flowers, good vibes, and the dopest deals in the galaxy.

✨ Modern Medicine Cartel – Powered by the plant.
📍Umhlanga | Durban North | Ballito | Chatsworth
📞 081 353 6086
🌐 www.modern-medicine.co.za

08/05/2025

🌸 Happy Mother’s Day from Modern Medicine Cartel! 🌸
This weekend, we’re celebrating the women who do it all. Whether it’s for relaxation, relief, or just a little time to chill, we’ve got the perfect premium flowers and bud to help Mom unwind and feel appreciated.

✨ Stop by your nearest branch and spoil her with something truly thoughtful.
💚 Quality. Care. Cartel.

📍 Visit us at any of our locations:
📌 Umhlanga: Unit 014, 15 Zenith Drive, Umhlanga Ridge, 4319
📌 Durban North: 49 Umhlanga Rocks Dr, Durban North, 4051
📌 Ballito: Unit 14, Gregory Park, 14 Garlicke Dr, Ballito, 4420
📌 Chatsworth: 45 Chatsworth Main Rd, Umhlatuzana, Chatsworth, 4092

📞 Call/WhatsApp: 081 353 6086
🌐 Visit: www.modern-medicine.co.za

04/05/2025

🌌✨ MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU THIS WEEK! ✨🌌
Step into the galaxy of premium experiences at Modern Medicine Cartel — where the vibes are strong and the lightsabres (aka top-tier gear 😎) are even stronger!

Whether you're feeling Jedi-wise or Sith-slick, we've got just what you need to elevate your journey.

📍 Visit us at one of our 4 locations:
📍 Umhlanga – Unit 014, 15 Zenith Drive
📍 Durban North – 49 Umhlanga Rocks Dr
📍 Ballito – Unit 14, Gregory Park
📍 Chatsworth – 45 Chatsworth Main Rd

📞 081 353 6086
🌐 www.modern-medicine.co.za

04/04/2025

✨ UNLOCK YOUR CREATIVITY ✨

How do our products inspire you? 🌿🎨 Whether it's painting, music, writing, or just seeing the world in a new light—let your imagination run wild.

Drop a comment below & share how you tap into your creative side! 💭👇

📍 Visit us in Umhlanga, Durban North, Ballito, and Chatsworth
📞 081 353 6086
🌐 www.modern-medicine.co.za

27/03/2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨

The government is stepping back! After major backlash, Minister Motsoaledi is set to withdraw the controversial ban on cannabis and h**p food products. 🌿⚖️

This is a big win for the industry and for everyone who values access to natural wellness! But the fight isn’t over—stay informed, stay engaged, and let’s keep pushing for a thriving cannabis market in SA.

📍 Visit Modern Medicine Cartel for top-tier products and expert advice.
📞 081 353 6086 | 🌍 www.modern-medicine.co.za

What are your thoughts on this reversal? Let us know in the comments! 👇🔥