Terrorist 007

Terrorist 007 We fear defeat not death

26/08/2024

The way things are going in this country
One day Zambia will be used as punishment abroad
They will be like I sentence you to 3 years in Zambia 😁

A Rat Swallowed A Diamond. The Owner Of The Diamond Contacted A Man To Kill It.When The Rat Hunter Arrived, There Were M...
02/07/2024

A Rat Swallowed A Diamond. The Owner Of The Diamond Contacted A Man To Kill It.

When The Rat Hunter Arrived, There Were More Than 1000 Rats Bunched Up And One Sitting By Itself Away From The Rest. He Spotted & Killed The One Sitting By Itself & To The Owners Surprise, It Was The One That Had Swallowed The Diamond.

The Amazed Owner Of The Diamond Asked, "How Did You Know It Was That Rat?" He Responded Very Easy, When Idiõts Get Rich, They Don't Mix With Others.

-- Chinua Achebe

You were even complaining that Tay Grin didn't take you to his house, he did well infact he was wrong to take you to th...
20/06/2024

You were even complaining that Tay Grin didn't take you to his house, he did well infact he was wrong to take you to the hotel, he should have taken you to the elderly home in Lilongwe it's called Mai Mbambande Foundation where your agemates are

He only take girls of his age to his house otherwise you are not from his generation .

FREE RARE LECTURE 🤣🤣A true friend is like a pen!s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra...
10/05/2024

FREE RARE LECTURE 🤣🤣

A true friend is like a pen!s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a cond0m , he protects you from all h@rm. A loving friend is like a v@gina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you svck one n!pple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Bo0bs & lower body start with a "P" Peticoat, p@nt!es, pü$$y...
Moral lesson: That's origin of "BP" (blo0d pressure)!

⭕3. Before s£x, you help each other get naked. After s£x, you dress only yourself.
Moral lesson: In life no one helps you once you're fvcked.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fvcked to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a d!ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's pant!es w£t, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d!ck hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Pen!s and say "Well done!".
Moral lesson: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

CLASS ENDED

They won't teach you this in school 🥹🥹
✅Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and sh@re to educate someone else.🙏🙏😃😅😅😅 Please don't forget to like my page

A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts...
26/04/2024

A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my friend walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my friend was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted.

My friend got the job.🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️

Dannykayamusic explain this 🙄
22/02/2024

Dannykayamusic explain this 🙄

21/12/2023

Kwacha kuseni nikungonvela mambo mambo mambo jambo monga Oliver tambo mwachoko tamba Lambo muletekuno fambo umozi palimwe azankalipo Example ma falls niyambili uzazipeza mukalambo Slapdee 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Bad companyAm not upnd but ba EDGAR C LUNGU baitayaSean E. Tembo His going through a lot but don't forget he have never ...
31/10/2023

Bad company
Am not upnd but ba EDGAR C LUNGU baitaya
Sean E. Tembo His going through a lot but don't forget he have never committed any crime it's all political
Then imwe fulu na corruption yenu ATI am back who's going to vote for you 😳
EEP President Chilufya Tayali has tried his best to warn you but your selfish friend who doesn't even care about your health are busy telling you lie's that people wants you you will cry in Chinese 🤗

She has made EDGAR C LUNGU to look backMiles Sampa the original president is just watching the biggest mistake of all ti...
31/10/2023

She has made EDGAR C LUNGU to look back
Miles Sampa the original president is just watching the biggest mistake of all times
Given Lubinda is not a true friend to Lungu
Thomas Sipalo Komboni president you had a chance to advise Lungu but I can't blame you
Sean E. Tembo it's time to rest now

24/10/2023

Yo Maps Yo
I use to hate you paka pa last
Nakutemwa uli wakulekafye
May God be with you ❤️

24/10/2023

My Dream is to go hunting with
Chef 187

Mutale Mwanza look at our next life 😳
12/10/2023

Mutale Mwanza look at our next life 😳

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