28/08/2025
👩⚕️ Scene: Pharmacy, 3 PM.
Customer walks in, coughs like a haunted accordion:
💀 HACK-HACK-HACK-WHEEEEZE-WHOOP
Me, behind the counter: “Soooo… you just browsing today or… summoning demons?”
They say, “It’s just a little cough.”
Meanwhile, children in aisle 3 are scattering like pigeons.
Friendly reminder:
😷 If your cough sounds like a fax machine dialing up AOL in 1998, it might be time to see a doctor.
💉 Also, whooping cough is real, it’s wild, and it doesn’t care that you’re “too busy” for a vaccine.
🏠 It is very contagious, so it's best to pretend it's 2019 again and stay home!
🤧Other symptoms can include a runny nose, mild fever, vomiting and exhaustion (and it's not just the excitement for Taylor and Travis being engaged)
Come for the cough drops, stay for the judgmental stares from the other customers.