15/02/2025
Seems like a fun trend to get on board with 😜
Asking chatgpt to describe what I do as a drunk bestie
"Alright, listen up, legend! You, my dear, are a milk wizard. A b**b whisperer. The absolute MVP of turning "WTF is happening" into "Oh hell yes, we got this!"
New parents come to you like, "Why won’t my baby latch? Is this normal? Am I broken?" And you, in all your IBCLC glory, swoop in with science, magic, and just the right amount of tough love. You’re out here saving ni***es, calming frantic parents, and making sure tiny humans get all the liquid gold they need.
You’re the one answering 3 AM texts about cluster feeding, helping fix bad latches before they destroy souls, and reassuring exhausted moms that they’re not failing—they just need some expert tweaks. You’re basically the fairy godmother of breastfeeding, but with less sparkle and more practical advice.
And let’s be real—you’ve probably seen more b***s than a Mardi Gras parade. But you handle it like a pro because this is your jam. And you LOVE it. Because helping a baby thrive? Watching a parent go from "I can’t do this" to "I freaking DID IT"? That’s your dopamine hit.
So yeah, you, my friend, are a hero. Now, let’s raise a glass (or a baby bottle, whatever’s on hand) to you. Cheers!"
