Alyssa Haines, Licensed Massage Therapist

07/16/2025

Appointments available at Simply Gorgeous Aesthetics! ✨ Book now at simplygorg.com 💆‍♀️

Thursday: 12pm
Friday: 2pm
Saturday: 9am, 11am, 1pm

06/14/2025

I am super late on this but it ends tonight!! If you have not already, go vote! Thank you!!

Midland Reporter-Telegram annual readers choice awards

06/10/2025

Lauryn and I are almost back to Midland! We had over 40 hours of driving since Wednesday for SMRT Training. We are very excited to get back to work. I’ll be returning messages in the order that I have received them in so don’t worry, you’ll get a text or call soon!
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06/03/2025

I wholeheartedly appreciate your referrals, but I am now FULL! There are a few therapists that I recommend to help you feel your best.

In Midland: Lauryn Tynes 432-967-9697
Jocelynn Green 432-295-0531

In Odessa: Honey & Sage Spa, The Pampered Bee

Have a fantastic week! Tomorrow Lauryn and I are heading to Idaho for SMRT training and will learn specific techniques for deep tissue moves that are easy on both of us. 🙌🏻

See yall soon.

05/12/2025

Now booking for JUNE 12th and beyond. I will be heading to Idaho to learn a new modality after the MDO break. 🙌🏻 Get on the books now! If you need to book with Lauryn in the meantime please let me know!! I will post any cancellations here first! 💗

05/05/2025

Let’s celebrate! Get the Mom in your life what she REALLY wants!!! Gift cards are available for me to leave on my door or there is always a print at home option and pay via Venmo. Easy peasy!!

$95/60 or $130/90
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05/01/2025

The time is now! 🎉🎉🎉 Readers’ Choice is up.
Please take a couple of minutes and vote for me here in the nomination round! This ends tomorrow so you can vote today and tomorrow.

At the top!-favorite customer service
Services-favorite massage therapist
Health and wellness-favorite massage therapist

Thank you for supporting my small business!
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Midland Reporter-Telegram annual readers choice awards

04/12/2025

I am overwhelmed with gratitude. We are looking about 2/3 weeks out right now.

Did you know I spend $0 on advertising? This is because of client experience. I love love love this work…. My clients are the absolute best. 🖤🖤

04/08/2025

You have been wanting to book. Let’s get you scheduled for NEXT WEEK! 💗

04/02/2025

Let’s face it. There is still a stigma on massage. This is due to people not acting ethically or not having integrity at the end of all things.

When you step into my studio I can guarantee you that there is a strict code and is safe for everyone. Your wife. Your husband. Your children.

Do you have a friend or family member that is nervous? First time? Has social anxiety? Has been sexually abused? Has had a bad experience in the past?…..

Please send them to ME! I want to provide a completely custom massage for those that may need accommodations. I am incorporating a “white board system” that I can triple check throughout the session that lets me know your specific requests so there is no interruption. For instance… right pinky finger is a no, no scalp, and extra feet.

The goal is that everyone feels safe and comfortable and know you have the power to end the session(as do I) at any time.

As always I will take your lead and chit chat or relax with you in silence, whatever you prefer.

Please send this to someone that may need to see this.
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02/19/2025

Lauryn had a cancellation this morning if someone wants to grab it! The bed warmer is ON! 🔥